YOU SAID:
If I get 1000 likes I get a dog!!!
INTO JAPANESE
私が1000のいいねを得るならば、私は犬を得る!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 1000 likes, I get a dog!
INTO JAPANESE
1000いいねがもらえると犬がもらえる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you get 1000 likes, you will get a dog!
INTO JAPANESE
1000件のいいねを獲得すると、犬を獲得できます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you get 1000 likes, you will get a dog!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.