YOU SAID:
if i get 1000 likes a i get a dog
INTO JAPANESE
私が1000のいいねを取得した場合aiは犬を取得します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ai get a dog if i get 1000 likes
INTO JAPANESE
1000いいねが出たら犬をもらおう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Get a dog if you like 1000
INTO JAPANESE
1000が好きなら犬を飼う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 1000, keep a dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが1000が好きなら、犬を飼ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 1000, keep a dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.