YOU SAID:
If I get 100 votes with this sentence, I get a dog! Pretty please, don't get caught with your beard in the letterbox
INTO JAPANESE
私がこの文で100票を得れば、私は犬を手に入れます!かなり喜んで、あなたのひげをレターボックスに挟まないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 100 votes in this sentence, I will get a dog! Be pretty happy, do not pinch your beard in the letter box
INTO JAPANESE
私がこの文章で100票を得れば、私は犬を得るでしょう!かなり幸せで、手紙の箱にあなたのひげを挟まないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 100 votes in this sentence, I will get a dog! Pretty happy, please do not pinch your beard in the letter box
INTO JAPANESE
私がこの文章で100票を得れば、私は犬を得るでしょう!かなり幸せ、あなたのひげを手紙の箱に挟まないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 100 votes in this sentence, I will get a dog! Pretty happy, please do not pinch your beard in the letter box
You should move to Japan!