YOU SAID:
If I get 100 votes I will get 500 cats and destroy my sister!
INTO JAPANESE
私が100票を得たら私は500匹の猫を得て、私の妹を破壊するでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I got 100 votes I will get 500 cats and destroy my sister!
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が100票を得たら私は500匹の猫を得て、私の妹を破壊するでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I got 100 votes I will get 500 cats and destroy my sister!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.