YOU SAID:
if i get 100 likes with this sentence, i get a dog
INTO JAPANESE
この文章で100好きなら、犬を飼っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 100 sentences in this sentence, you have a dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがこの文章の中の100の文章が好きなら、あなたは犬を飼っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like the 100 sentences in this sentence you have a dog
INTO JAPANESE
この文章の中の100の文章が気に入ったら、犬がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 100 sentences in this sentence, there is a dog
INTO JAPANESE
この文章の中に100の文章が好きなら、犬がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 100 sentences in this sentence, there is a dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.