YOU SAID:
if i get 100 likes i can get my child back!
INTO JAPANESE
私が100好きなら私は私の子供を取り戻すことができます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 100 I can get back my kids!
INTO JAPANESE
私は100が好きなら私は私の子供を取り戻すことができます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 100 I can get back my kids!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.