YOU SAID:
If I get 10 likes i will lick a tree. Well ya got 17 likes so LICK A TREEEEEE
INTO JAPANESE
私が10好きなら私は木をなめるでしょう。 17のいいね!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like ten, I will lick a tree. 17 likes!
INTO JAPANESE
私が10人好きなら、私は木をなめます。 17好き!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like ten people, I will lick the trees. I like 17!
INTO JAPANESE
私は10人が好きなら、私は木をなめます。私は17が好きです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like ten people, I will lick the trees. I like 17!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.