YOU SAID:
if i get 1,000 likes I will get 2 kittens please help
INTO JAPANESE
私が1,000のいいねを得るならば、私は2匹の子猫を得るでしょう助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 1,000 likes, I'll get 2 kittens Please help
INTO JAPANESE
いいねが1,000個もらえると子猫が2匹もらえるよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you get 1,000 likes, you will get 2 kittens.
INTO JAPANESE
1,000いいねを獲得すると、子猫が2匹獲得できます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you get 1,000 likes, you will get 2 kittens.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.