YOU SAID:
If I get 1,000 likes, I will cut my hair!
INTO JAPANESE
1000好きになれば、髪を切るよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you love 1000, I will cut my hair!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが1000を愛するならば、私は私の髪を切るでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you love 1000, I will cut my hair!
That's deep, man.