YOU SAID:

if I eyes on the back of my head am I a monster?

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の頭の後ろに目モンスター私か。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do my Monster eyes in the back of my head.

INTO JAPANESE

頭の後ろに私のモンスターの目をしないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do the monster in my eyes in the back of the head.

INTO JAPANESE

頭の後ろに私の目でモンスターを行います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do the monster in my eyes in the back of the head.