YOU SAID:
If I exploded, than my face would explode yeet.
INTO JAPANESE
私が爆発した場合、私の顔はまだ爆発するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I explode, my face will still explode.
INTO JAPANESE
私が爆発した場合、私の顔はまだ爆発します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I explode, my face will still explode.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.