YOU SAID:
if i eated soap. yes no i didnt
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が石鹸を食べたら。はいいいえ、私はしませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I ate soap. Yes no, I didn't
INTO JAPANESE
私は石鹸を食えた場合。はいいいえ、私はしませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I ate soap. Yes no, I didn't
Come on, you can do better than that.