YOU SAID:
if i eated soap, yes i did, because no i didnt
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べたら、はい、食べました、いいえ、食べませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I ate soap, yes, I ate, no, I didn't
INTO JAPANESE
私が石鹸を食べたとき、はい、私は食べました、いいえ、私はしませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I ate soap, yes, I ate, no, I didn't
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