YOU SAID:

if I eated soap when I didn't no I didn't

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が石鹸を食べなかったら、私は食べなかった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I didn't eat soap, I wouldn't.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が石鹸を食べなかったら、私は食べないだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I didn't eat soap, I wouldn't.