YOU SAID:
if i eated soap i would not because i didnt. no
INTO JAPANESE
私が石鹸を食べたなら、私は食べなかったのでそうしませんでした。番号
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I ate soap, I didn't because I didn't. number
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べたら、食べなかったので食べませんでした。数
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I ate soap, I didn't eat it because I didn't. number
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べたときは、食べなかったので食べませんでした。数
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I ate soap, I didn't eat it because I didn't. number
Come on, you can do better than that.