YOU SAID:
If I eated soap I won’t because I did no I didn’t
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べたら食べない、食べなかった、食べなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat soap, you won't eat it, you won't eat it, you won't eat it.
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べるなら、食べない、食べない、食べない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're going to eat soap, don't eat it, don't eat it, don't eat it.
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べるつもりなら、食べないでください、食べないでください、食べないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're going to eat soap, don't eat it, don't eat it, don't eat it.
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