YOU SAID:
If i eated soap. i don't eat it bc i did. No i didn't <3
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べたら。私はそれを食べません。いいえ、私は3未満ではありませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat soap. I don't eat it. No, I wasn't less than 3
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べるなら。私はそれを食べません。いいえ、3歳以上でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat soap. I don't eat it. No, I was over 3 years old
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べるなら。私はそれを食べません。いいえ、私は3歳以上でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat soap. I don't eat it. No, I was over 3 years old
That didn't even make that much sense in English.