YOU SAID:
if i eated soap i didn't do it because i did no i didn't
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が石鹸を食べたなら、私はしなかったので、しませんでした。
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If I ate soap, I didn't, so I didn't.
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べたら食べなかったので、食べませんでした。
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If I ate soap, I wouldn't eat it, so I didn't eat it.
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べると食べないので、食べませんでした。
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I didn't eat it because when I eat soap, I don't eat it.
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べるときは石鹸も食べないので、食べませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I eat soap, I don't eat soap either, so I didn't eat it.
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べると石鹸も食べないので食べませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I didn't eat it because when I eat soap, I don't eat soap either.
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べると石鹸も食べないので、食べませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I didn't eat it because when I eat soap, I don't eat soap either.
You should move to Japan!