YOU SAID:
If I eated soap, I didn't because if I did, no I didn't
INTO JAPANESE
私が石鹸を食べた場合、私はしませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I ate soap, I didn't.
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸を食べたら、食べませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate soap, but I didn't.
INTO JAPANESE
私は石鹸を食べましたが、食べませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate soap, but I didn't.
That's deep, man.