YOU SAID:
if i eated soap because i did, no i didn't
INTO JAPANESE
私がそうしたので石鹸を食べたなら、私はしなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I ate the soap because I did, I didn't
INTO JAPANESE
私がそうしたので私が石鹸を食べたなら、私はしませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I ate the soap I did so I didn't
INTO JAPANESE
せっけんを食べたら食べなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate soap
INTO JAPANESE
石けんを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate soap
That didn't even make that much sense in English.