YOU SAID:
if i eat you will you eat me
INTO JAPANESE
私が食べたらあなたは私を食べますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you eat me if i eat
INTO JAPANESE
食べたら私を食べますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you eat me if you eat
INTO JAPANESE
食べたら私を食べますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you eat me if you eat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.