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if I eat my brother jakob with some toilet water that was frozen and mixed with papaya-crab syrup, I would probably get sick

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もし弟のヤコブを、パパイヤクラブシロップと混ぜて凍らせたトイレの水と一緒に食べたら、おそらく病気になるだろう

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If I ate my brother Jacob with frozen toilet water mixed with papaya crab syrup, he would probably get sick.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が弟のジェイコブに、凍ったトイレの水とパパイヤクラブシロップを混ぜて食べたら、おそらく病気になるだろう。

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If I fed my brother Jacob a mixture of frozen toilet water and papaya crab syrup, he would probably get sick.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が弟のジェイコブに凍ったトイレの水とパパイヤクラブのシロップを混ぜたものを与えたら、おそらく病気になるでしょう。

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If I gave my brother Jacob a mixture of frozen toilet water and papaya crab syrup, he would probably get sick.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が弟のジェイコブに凍ったトイレの水とパパイヤクラブのシロップを混ぜたものを与えたら、おそらく病気になるでしょう。

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If I gave my brother Jacob a mixture of frozen toilet water and papaya crab syrup, he would probably get sick.