YOU SAID:
If i eat foos ill eat a pig
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私はfoosを食べる病気病気の豚を食べる
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I eat sick sick pigs to eat foos
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私はfoosを食べるために病気の病気の豚を食べる
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I eat diseased sick pigs to eat foos
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私は病気の豚を食べてfoosを食べます
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I ate foos eating sick pigs
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私は病気の豚を食べるfoosを食べました
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I ate foos to eat sick pigs
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私は病気の豚を食べるためにfoosを食べました
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I ate foos to eat sick pigs
You've done this before, haven't you.