YOU SAID:
if I eat dog am I a Vietnam
INTO JAPANESE
私が犬を食べれば私はベトナム
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I eat a dog I will be in Vietnam
INTO JAPANESE
私が犬を食べたら、私はベトナムにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I eat a dog, I am in Vietnam
INTO JAPANESE
私が犬を食べるなら、私はベトナムにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I eat a dog, I am in Vietnam
That didn't even make that much sense in English.