YOU SAID:
If I eat a sandwich and call you will eat mine
INTO JAPANESE
私がサンドイッチを食べて電話すると私のものが食べられる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I eat a sandwich and call me, I can eat mine
INTO JAPANESE
私がサンドイッチを食べて私に電話すると、私は私のものを食べることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat sandwiches and call me, I can eat mine
INTO JAPANESE
私はサンドイッチを食べて私に電話して、私は私の食べることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a sandwich and called me, I can eat it for myself
INTO JAPANESE
私はサンドイッチを食べて私に電話した、私はそれを自分で食べることができる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a sandwich and called me, I can eat it myself
INTO JAPANESE
私はサンドイッチを食べて私に電話した、私はそれを自分で食べることができる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a sandwich and called me, I can eat it myself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.