YOU SAID:
If I don't get 3000 likes I will eat this pug
INTO JAPANESE
3000いいねが取れないならこのパグを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
3000 If you don't like it, eat this pug
INTO JAPANESE
3000気に入らない場合は、このパグを食べてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
3000 If you don't like it, eat this pug
That didn't even make that much sense in English.