YOU SAID:
if i do a thing i hang myself
INTO JAPANESE
私が何かをするなら私は自分自身をぶら下げます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If i do something i hang myself
INTO JAPANESE
私が何かをするなら私は自分自身をぶら下げます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If i do something i hang myself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.