YOU SAID:
If I died, I would like to go to dog heaven
INTO JAPANESE
犬の天国に行きたい私が死亡した場合
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If I want to go to heaven's dog died
INTO JAPANESE
天国の犬が死亡した場合に行きたいです。
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You want to go to heaven's dog died.
INTO JAPANESE
行きたい天国への犬が死んだ。
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Dead dogs go to heaven.
INTO JAPANESE
死んだ犬は天国に行きます。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium