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YOU SAID:

If I didn't have any goldfish then why would I have the bowl?

INTO JAPANESE

私が金魚を持っていなかったら、なぜ私はボウルを持っているのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I didn't have a goldfish, why would I have a bowl?

INTO JAPANESE

私が金魚を持っていなかったら、なぜボウルを持っていたのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I didn't have a goldfish, why did I have a bowl?

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が金魚を持っていなかったら、なぜ私はボウルを持っていたのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I didn't have a goldfish, why did I have a bowl?

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