YOU SAID:
If I didn’t have a tuna fish to put on my friend’s barbecue, I wouldn’t know what to do! I love that Hellish place, between the fire and my friend’s futon, where the dog slobbers on the floor constantly, causing the floor to be sticky.
INTO JAPANESE
友達のバーベキューにマグロの魚を食べるためにいなかったら、どうしたらいいのか分からない!私は火と私の友人の布団の間の地獄の場所が大好きで、犬は絶えず床にずらし、床が粘着性を引き起こします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I wasn't at my friend's barbecue to eat tuna fish, I don't know what to do! I love the hell place between the fire and my friend's futon, the dog constantly shifts to the floor and the floor causes stickiness.
INTO JAPANESE
私はマグロの魚を食べるために私の友人のバーベキューにいなかった場合、私は何をすべきか分からない!私は火と私の友人の布団の間の地獄の場所が大好きです、犬は常に床にシフトし、床は粘着性を引き起こします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I wasn't at my friend's barbecue to eat tuna fish, I don't know what to do! I love the place of hell between the fire and my friend's duvet, the dog Always shift to the floor, the floor causes stickiness.
INTO JAPANESE
私はマグロの魚を食べるために私の友人のバーベキューにいなかった場合、私は何をすべきか分からない!私は火と私の友人の羽毛布団の間の地獄の場所が大好き、犬は常に床にシフトし、床は粘着性を引き起こします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know what to do if I wasn't at my friend's barbecue to eat tuna fish! I love the place of hell between the fire and my friend's duvet, the dog always shifts to the floor and the floor causes stickiness.
INTO JAPANESE
私はマグロの魚を食べるために私の友人のバーベキューにいなかった場合、私は何をすべきか分からない!私は火と私の友人の羽毛布団の間の地獄の場所が大好き、犬は常に床にシフトし、床は粘着性を引き起こします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know what to do if I wasn't at my friend's barbecue to eat tuna fish! I love the place of hell between the fire and my friend's duvet, the dog always shifts to the floor and the floor causes stickiness.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.