YOU SAID:
If i could trade mistakes for sheep, count me away before you sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
私が羊のために間違えを貿易することができれば、眠る前に私を数えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I can trade the mistakes for the sheep count me before sleeping.
INTO JAPANESE
トレードできる場合、羊のための間違いは寝る前に私を数えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you can trade, the mistake for sheep counts me before going to bed.
INTO JAPANESE
寝る前には食べない方がいいですよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is better for you not to eat before you go to bed.
INTO JAPANESE
寝る前には食べない方がいいですよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is better for you not to eat before you go to bed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.