YOU SAID:

if I could tell god that a cat bit me he would say that I was crazy

INTO JAPANESE

猫に噛まれたことを神に言えば、彼は私が狂っていると言うだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Tell God I got bitten by a cat and he'll tell me I'm crazy.

INTO JAPANESE

猫に噛まれたと言えば狂ってると言われる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you say you've been bitten by a cat, they say you're crazy.

INTO JAPANESE

猫に噛まれたと言ったら狂ってるって

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you say you've been bitten by a cat, you're crazy.

INTO JAPANESE

猫に噛まれたと言ったら頭がおかしい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I said I was bitten by a cat, and I was out of my mind.

INTO JAPANESE

猫に噛まれて気が狂ったと言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat bit him and he said he was out of his mind.

INTO JAPANESE

その猫は彼を噛んで気が狂ったと言った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat bit him and said he was out of his mind.

INTO JAPANESE

その猫は彼を噛んで気が狂ったと言った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat bit him and said he was out of his mind.