YOU SAID:
If I could sell my face for a dog, I wouldn't
INTO JAPANESE
犬に顔を売ることができたら、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you can sell your face to a dog,
INTO JAPANESE
犬に顔を売れるなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you can sell your face to a dog
INTO JAPANESE
犬に顔を売れるなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you can sell your face to a dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.