YOU SAID:
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd die of a stomach ulcer
INTO JAPANESE
アルファベットを並べ替えることができれば、胃潰瘍で死ぬでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you can rearrange the alphabet, you will die of gastric ulcer
INTO JAPANESE
アルファベットを並べ替えることができれば、胃潰瘍で死にます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you can rearrange the alphabet, you will die of gastric ulcer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.