YOU SAID:
If I could quit hacking up my innards, that would be totally wicked awesome right now
INTO JAPANESE
もし自分の内臓を切り刻むのをやめることができたら、それは今とても素晴らしいことだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I could just stop chopping up my own organs, that would be so great right now.
INTO JAPANESE
自分の臓器を切り刻むのをやめることができれば、今はそれがとても素晴らしいことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now if only we could stop chopping up our own organs, that would be so great.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちが自分の臓器を切り刻むのをやめることができれば、それは素晴らしいことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If we could just stop chopping up our own organs, that would be great.
INTO JAPANESE
自分自身の臓器を切り刻むのをやめることができれば、それは素晴らしいことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If we could just stop chopping up our own organs, that would be great.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.