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If i could have lunch with a perfectly kind tiger I would do so, unfortunately most tigers have an unpleasant tendency to do me bodily harm

INTO JAPANESE

完全に親切な虎でランチがあるならそうだろう、残念ながらほとんどトラか不快な傾向がある身体的危害

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If there is lunch with a completely kind tiger, unfortunately it tends to be almost tiger or unpleasant physical harm

INTO JAPANESE

完全に親切な虎でランチの場合は、残念ながらそれはほぼ虎または不快な身体的危害をする傾向があります。

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In the case of lunch with a completely kind tiger, unfortunately it tends to be almost tiger or unpleasant physical harm.

INTO JAPANESE

完全に種類の虎と昼食の場合、残念ながらそれはほとんど虎や不快な身体的害になる傾向があります。

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Unfortunately, it tends to be almost a tiger or unpleasant physical harm in the case of a completely different kind of tiger and lunch.

INTO JAPANESE

残念ながら、それはほぼ虎や虎とランチの完全に異なる種類の場合不快な身体的危害をする傾向があります。

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Unfortunately,

INTO JAPANESE

残念なことに

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Unfortunately,