YOU SAID:
If I could do anything right now I would go to sleep
INTO JAPANESE
今何かできるとしたら寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I can do anything now, I'll sleep
INTO JAPANESE
今何でもできるなら寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep if you can do anything now
INTO JAPANESE
今何でもできるなら寝なさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep if you can do anything now
That's deep, man.