YOU SAID:

if i could be a potato thirty times four times it would make it a real cool deal if it could and would do that

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がジャガイモの30倍の4倍になれたら、それができれば本当にクールな取引になるでしょうし、そうするでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I could be 4 times 30 times as big as potatoes, it would be a really cool deal if I could, and I would.

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモの30倍の4倍になれるとしたら、できれば本当にかっこいいですし、そうするつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I could be 4 times as big as 30 times a potato, it would be really cool if I could, and I'm going to do that.

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモの30倍の4倍の大きさになれたら、できれば本当にかっこいいし、そうするつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it could be 30 times the size of a potato and 4 times the size, it would be really cool if possible, and I'm going to do it.

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモの30倍、4倍の大きさになれたら、できれば本当にかっこいいし、やるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I can get it to be 30 or 4 times the size of a potato, it's really cool if I can, and I'm going to do it.

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモの30倍か4倍の大きさにできたら、できれば本当にかっこいいし、やるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I could make it 30 or 4 times the size of a potato, it would be really cool if I could, and I'm going to do it.

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモの30倍か4倍の大きさにできたら、できれば本当にかっこいいし、やるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I could make it 30 or 4 times the size of a potato, it would be really cool if I could, and I'm going to do it.