YOU SAID:

If I could banana a corporation, I would fling a grape at its intestines

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が会社にバナナをあげることができたら、私はその腸にぶどうを投げつけるだろう.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I could give the company a banana, I would throw a grape down its gut.

INTO JAPANESE

会社にバナナをあげることができたら、ぶどうを腸に投げます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I could give the company bananas, I would throw grapes into my gut.

INTO JAPANESE

会社にバナナをあげることができたら、ぶどうを腸に放り込みます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you can give the company bananas, throw grapes into your gut.

INTO JAPANESE

会社にバナナをあげることができるなら、ぶどうを腸に投げ入れてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you can give the company bananas, throw grapes into your gut.