YOU SAID:
If I cough in the forest, is there still a forest?
INTO JAPANESE
私が森で咳をすると、まだ森がありますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I cough in the forest, do you still have a forest?
INTO JAPANESE
私が森の中で咳をすると、まだ森がありますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I cough in the woods, do you still have a forest?
INTO JAPANESE
私が森で咳をすると、まだ森がありますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I cough in the forest, do you still have a forest?
INTO JAPANESE
私が森の中で咳をすると、まだ森がありますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I cough in the woods, do you still have a forest?
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