YOU SAID:
if i clean the vacuum i am the vacuum cleaner
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が真空を掃除すれば、私は掃除機です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I clean the vacuum, I am a vacuum cleaner
INTO JAPANESE
私が真空を掃除すれば、私は掃除機です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I clean the vacuum, I am a vacuum cleaner
Come on, you can do better than that.