YOU SAID:

If I chopped you up and put you in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out is your eyeball, you're probably dead

INTO JAPANESE

もし私があなたを切り刻んで肉挽き器に入れて、出てきたのがあなたの目玉だけだったら、あなたはおそらく死んでいるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I chopped you up and put you in a meat grinder and all that came out was your eyeballs, you'd probably be dead

INTO JAPANESE

もし私があなたを切り刻んで肉挽き器に入れて、出てきたのがあなたの目玉だけだったら、あなたはおそらく死んでいるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I chopped you up and put you in a meat grinder and all that came out was your eyeballs, you'd probably be dead