YOU SAID:
if I ate my best friends stepmoms cousin
INTO JAPANESE
私の親友の義母のいとこを食べたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I ate my best friend's mother-in-law cousin
INTO JAPANESE
私の親友の義母のいとこを食べたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I ate my best friend's mother-in-law cousin
That's deep, man.