YOU SAID:
If i ate a food it would kill me
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が食べ物を食べたら、それは私を殺すだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
if i eat food it will kill me
INTO JAPANESE
食べ物を食べたら死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat food and die
INTO JAPANESE
食べ物を食べて死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat food and die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.