YOU SAID:
If I am your mom and you are my dad than what am I?
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたのお母さん、あなたは私の父よりも私は?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your mother, you are my father more than me?
INTO JAPANESE
かどうか、あなたの母親は、私よりも私の父か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether or not your mother is my father than I do.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうかあなたのお母さんは私より父であります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether or not your mother than I am in my father.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうか私よりもあなたのお母さん私の父。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether or not I your mother is my father.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの母が私の父親であるかどうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether your mother is my father or not.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの母親が私の父親であるかどうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether your mother is my father or not.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.