YOU SAID:
if i am in fact a potato why do people still think i'm a carrot
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が実際にジャガイモならば、なぜ人々はまだ私がニンジンだと思うのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were actually potatoes, why do people still think that I am carrots?
INTO JAPANESE
私が実際にジャガイモだったら、どうして人々はまだ私がニンジンだと思うのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were actually potatoes, why do people still think that I am carrots?
You've done this before, haven't you.