YOU SAID:
If I am a unicorn then that means that unicorns aren't completely flacid unlike vampires
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がユニコーンなら、それはユニコーンが吸血鬼とは違って完全に落ち着いていないことを意味します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm a unicorn, that means the unicorn is not completely restless unlike a vampire
INTO JAPANESE
私がユニコーンなら、それは吸血鬼のようにユニコーンが完全に落ち着かないわけではないことを意味します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm a unicorn, it means that unicorns aren't completely restless like vampires
INTO JAPANESE
私がユニコーンなら、それはユニコーンが吸血鬼のように完全に落ち着かないわけではないことを意味します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm a unicorn, it means that unicorns aren't completely restless like vampires
That didn't even make that much sense in English.