YOU SAID:
If his duck slap his thigh when he walk, I shall listen when he talk
INTO JAPANESE
彼が歩いているときに彼のアヒルが彼の太ももを叩いたら、私は彼が話すときに耳を傾けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If his duck hits his thigh when he walks, I listen when he speaks
INTO JAPANESE
彼が歩いているときに彼のアヒルが彼の太ももにぶつかった場合、私は彼が話すときに耳を傾けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If his duck hits his thigh when he walks, I listen when he speaks
You should move to Japan!