YOU SAID:
if her name is har you shall hit her with her bar
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の名前が har の場合は、バーで彼女を殴らなければなりません
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if her name is har you have to hit her with a bar
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の名前が har の場合は、棒で彼女を殴らなければなりません
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if her name is har you have to hit her with a stick
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の名前が har なら、彼女を棒で殴らなければならない
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if her name is har you should beat her with a stick
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の名前がハーなら、彼女を棒で殴るべきだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
if her name is ha you should hit her with a stick
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の名前がhaなら棒で叩くべきだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
if her name is ha you should hit her with a stick
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