YOU SAID:
if hello kitty and the yellow dinosaur from Barney had a child it would look more attractive than you, you boiled piece of ham
INTO JAPANESE
ハローキティとバーニーの黄色い恐竜に子供がいた場合、あなたよりも魅力的に見えるでしょう、あなたはハムを煮ました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Kitty and Bernie's yellow dinosaur would look more attractive than you if you had a child, you boiled ham
INTO JAPANESE
ハローキティとバーニーの黄色い恐竜は、子供がいて、ハムを煮たならあなたよりも魅力的に見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Kitty and Bernie's yellow dinosaurs look more attractive than you if you have kids and boil ham
INTO JAPANESE
ハローキティとバーニーの黄色い恐竜は、子供がいてハムを沸かすとあなたよりも魅力的に見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Kitty and Bernie's yellow dinosaur looks more attractive than you when you have a child and boil ham
INTO JAPANESE
ハローキティとバーニーの黄色い恐竜は、子供がいてハムを沸かすときにあなたよりも魅力的に見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Kitty and Bernie's yellow dinosaur looks more attractive than you when you have a child and boil ham
That didn't even make that much sense in English.